I have become comfortably numb.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear FrankFormer

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 3, 2012

FrankFormer
c/o John W. Twerdok
17689 Meadowcrest Sr.
Pittsburgh, PA 15241

Dear FrankFormer,

I absolutely love your FrankFormer! I’ve never outgrown my need to play with my food. I would never actually eat a hotdog (I saw on TV hotdogs are made from “pink slime” and who would ever eat that?), but I think making them into little people is great fun.

I think you should come out with a boy and a girl FrankFormer though. It would make me giggle if my wiener had a wienie! Just like when I was a kid playing with my Barbie and Ken dolls I could put my hotdogs in romantic encounters, even if they are not exactly anatomically correct (it’s not like Ken is either!).

Your existing trademark would probably cover a girl FrankFormer, but I am no intellectual property lawyer, so you might want to check on that first.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen





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