Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

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Dear Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steakburgers

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

January 21, 2020

Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steakburgers
Wichita Support Center
260 N. Rock Rd, Ste 200
Wichita KS 67206

Dear Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steakburgers,

I love your food and wish I could eat it all the time without getting bigger, but sadly, that is not possible.

​I am not a skinny man. I am not confessing to anything, or making excuses. This is just a fact. It is what it is. Mostly, this is my own fault, but I do think you guys share some of the blame. I mean, a Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich Combo Meal, a side of cheddar cheese curds, along with a dessert like a chocolate malt, and one can be looking at some serious calories. I try to make wise choices, but honestly, we both know I’m not cutting out either the curds or the dessert. The best I usually manage is substituting out the fries and the soft drink at lunch. I am a weak man in the face of good food.

I don’t eat red meat, so have never tried your steakburger, but they look great! Have you guys ever considered offering one of those fake meat burgers made with a quality meat substitute? Beyond Meat is the rage right now, but I am sure there are others. I’m not sure if this would help with the weight problem though.

What someone really needs to come out with are diet fried cheese curds!

Anyway, sorry about rambling. I do that when I get hungry.

Guess where I am going for lunch!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steak Burgers

July 17, 2020

Dear Christopher,

We would like to apologize for the delayed response to your inquiry. We’ve been working night and day to accommodate our many fans across the nation and keep our employees and guests safe during the pandemic. Thank you for taking the time to write and we sincerely appreciate your praise of our products.

Rest assured, our R&D department took your request seriously and tried to come up with products to fulfill your needs. Unfortunately, after much trial and error, we regret to inform you that a low-calorie chocolate malt and diet cheese curds were just not feasible. We are sure you’d agree, great taste wins out over less calories! At 95-years-old, one of Freddy’s personal philosophies is, “Exercise and keep in shape so you can enjoy Freddy’s a couple times a week.” He’s a smart man! We commend your action to try and make “wise choices” and know frequent exercising can be tough in such a busy world. Your idea to sub out the fries and drink is the next best bet!

We constantly investigate each new meatless burger as they come out and have not found one that meets our high standards for quality and taste. If we find one, we will share with our Fred Heads nationwide!

We hope you enjoy wearing the hat as much as we enjoyed reading your letter! Once again, thank you for the feedback and your patronage. Maybe we’ll see you for lunch next week!

Sincerely,

Team Freddy’s


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