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Dear Gary L. Johnson

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

November 10, 2008

Lightworker/Spirit Master
Gary L. Johnson
1051 S. Downing St.
Denver, CO 80209-4437

Dear Gary L. Johnson,

I have a couple questions regarding your book “Spirit Master 101” and the 11:11 Phenomenon. I couldn’t find a table of contents for your book, so don’t know if you cover these questions, so forgive me if you go into this in detail.

Anyway, I was wondering if your guide would be helpful in making me more of a manly man. I mean I am already pretty manly, but who doesn’t want to be even MORE manly (well, other than most women of course!)? But I would like to walk into a room exuding an Alpha Male aura.

There’s also a little problem I have with sexual dysfunction. I don’t want to paint a graphic picture here, but was wondering if you have any advice on premature ejaculation? I often masturbate several times in the shower in the morning and I always finish before the hot water runs out! I’d be happy doing it less times if this meant each time could last more than the 10 or 15 minutes it does now.

Thanks in advance for any information, education, or erudition you can give!

Light, Love & Laughter Always,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

November 14th, 2008

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Christopher,

Thanks for your inquiry even though your questions are not usually the type that I answer. I have always told people that I’m not in the business of giving advice because wise men don’t need it and fools won’t heed it. And if by some chance I were to give you some advice and it turns out to be good advice, who do you think you are going to contact when you need some more advice? Me, of course. With that said, maybe I could point you in the right direction.

Any master will always try to point you to yourself. You contain all of the answers to your own questions inside of you and the way to access those answers is through meditation, believe it or not. So what I would recommend is for you to find the time to relax in a quiet place, maybe light a candle or two and burn some nice incense to set the mood. Then just relax and ask yourself the questions that you have and see what answers come. Now this may not be what you had in mind when you asked me the questions, but in the long run, you will find this works very well when you get used to the process.

When you mention becoming an Alpha male, I will be totally honest with you by say that concept is very third dimensional. That has been the goal of most males on this planet for eons and those games are almost over now. Playing an Alpha male will not be the game in the very near future because we are in a state of ascension now are heading for the 5th dimension where only Light, Love and Oneness exist. So my first recommendation is to go with the flow and begin thinking in those terms. This means opening your heart and shining your Light wherever you go with out judging others and loving everyone unconditionally. I know that is a tough request for sure, but give it a shot.

I didn’t say this was going to be easy, but that would be my recommendation. The idea is to become more Christ like with the Christ consciousness than a domineering Alpha male. Know that absolutely everything responds to love without exception. Women want love, not sex (even though some only want that too). If you truly become more Christ like, you will have more women than you will know what to do with and there will be no need to dominate anyone much less other males. Again, this might not be the answer that you were looking for, but that is my response which I’m sure you will find to be good advice no only here on planet Earth in our present dimension, but also in the upper dimensions as well.

The 3rd dimension human experiment has been based on operating out of the two lower chakas which are survival and sexuality. So I would recommend contacting a sexual therapist for the answer to your 2nd question. Just keep in mind that we are all heading toward operating out of hearts rather than our pants. By the law of attraction which says Like attracts Like, if you operate out of your heart and love, you will attract a female that operates in the same manner. When that happens, I would guess that the sex part would take care of itself quite naturally. Be patient, meditate and consider what I have said and see what happens. I would also recommend reading my book to give you a much broader picture of who you are, where you came from, what you are doing here on planet Earth and where we are going from here. I’m sure that would help you greatly.

Light, Love & Laughter Always,

Gary Johnson
Spirit Master/Rainbow Warrior of Light




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