Christopher is the Magic 8 Ball of the depressingly obvious.

Take down requests or C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Gordon Ramsay

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 1, 2010

Gordon Ramsay
Gordon Ramsay Holdings
1 Catherine Place
London
SW1E 6DX
UK

Dear Gordon Ramsay,

I have this friend and he likes you a lot for some reason, but Canadians also like poutine, so I wouldn’t take too much stock in this! This guy does all kinds of favors for me for no reason at all really (I don’t pay him to be my friend). I thought I would try to do something nice and get an autographed photo for him to frame and cherish forever.

Can I get you to make out a photo to Anthony Imperioli and send it to the address above? I’ll make sure he gets it. You can say whatever you like on the picture, since I’m fairly certain Anthony can’t read.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

GORDON RAMSAY HOLDINGS LIMITED

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
USA

4th February 2011

Dear Christopher,

Thank you for your letter to Gordon dated 1st September 2010 which has been passed to me for reply.

I apologize for our extremely delayed response. I can only imagine that your letter got lost in the system, as we are usually much more efficient.

Gordon is delighted to hear that your friend, Anthony, is such a big fan of his.

Please find enclosed a signed photograph for Anthony from Gordon which we hope he will like.

Yours sincerely,

Jennifer Aves-Elliot
Executive Assistant

1 CATHERINE PLACE
LONDON SW1E 6DX
TEL 020 7592 1360
FAX 020 7592 1366

REGISTERED NO. 3457208
ENGLAND


Respondent Website:
Gordon Ramsay


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