Christopher is the Magic 8 Ball of the depressingly obvious.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 9, 2008

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814

Dear Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger,

Could I please get an autographed photo for my girlfriend? Just make it out to ”[Redacted].”

Also, I was wondering do you ever say “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women” anymore? I bet that would drive the Democrats absolutely nuts!

Thanks,

Christopher “It’s not a tumor!” Jorgensen

Office of the Governor

February 4, 2009

Dear Mr. Jorgensen,

Thank you for your letter requesting my photo. I always appreciate hearing from my supporters and fans. As Governor, I’ve been honored by the number of well-wishers who have taken the time to write me.

I have enclosed a photo for your collection, with my compliments. Again, thank you for your correspondence.

Sincerely,

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Enclosure

This photograph is a gift from the Governor and is for the personal use and enjoyment of the recipient only. It may not be used for any other purpose. It may not be sold, duplicated, altered in any way, or used for any political or promotional purposes without advanced express written consent of Governor Schwarzenegger. If this photograph is used in an unauthorized matter, the Governor shall have the right to enjoin its use.


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Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

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