Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

January 11, 2012

Governor Sean Parnell
Office of the Governor
P.O. Box 110001
Juneau, AK 99811

Dear Governor Sean Parnell,

Any way I can get an autographed photo?

Recently a friend of mine emigrated to your fine city from Scotland. He claims there are no decent places in Juneau to eat. Personally, I don’t see how he can be so picky, since they eat haggis in Scotland! I thought perhaps you could send me one of your Visitors Bureau restaurant pamphlets and I could pass the information along.

My friend, Gordon Brown (no relation to the former Prime Minister of England), claims he has to go all the way to Anchorage to eat at an Applebee’s. There has to be a better place than Applebee’s in Juneau! If there is I will make sure he finds out if you let me know where he should go.

I bet you’re pretty glad Sarah Palin is no longer governor (especially since this means you have a job). I also bet you’re glad she doesn’t spend much time in Alaska. I get tired of seeing her in the news. I wish she would just go home to her beloved Alaska and leave the rest of the country alone. We in the Lower 48 have had enough of the Palins to last a lifetime. I don’t see this happening, so I guess we’ll have to learn to live with her like Alaskans have.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen