Christopher is the Magic 8 Ball of the depressingly obvious.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Hooters

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

February 12, 2009

1815 The Exchange
Atlanta, GA 30339

Dear Hooters,

I know a lot of people claim they come to your restaurants because of the good chicken wings, but I never hear people say things like this about Pizza Hut. Do you think that's because Pizza Hut's chicken wings suck? I'm guessing so!

Personally, I go to Hooters for the great lap dances. I have yet to manage to get one from a waitress, but usually, for a fiver, they will get Miguel out of the kitchen and he does a passable job for a busboy.


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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