Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

February 12, 2009

Hooters
1815 The Exchange
Atlanta, GA 30339

Dear Hooters,

I know a lot of people claim they come to your restaurants because of the good chicken wings, but I never hear people say things like this about Pizza Hut. Do you think that's because Pizza Hut's chicken wings suck? I'm guessing so!

Personally, I go to Hooters for the great lap dances. I have yet to manage to get one from a waitress, but usually, for a fiver, they will get Miguel out of the kitchen and he does a passable job for a busboy.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen