Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

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Dear Keebler Elves

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 20, 2010

Kellogg North America
Battle Creek, MI 49016-1986

Dear Keebler Elves,

do the elves have names? I saw a picture of them once and there had to be at least a dozen elves, and it dawned on me that I don’t know any of their names—which only seems fair as they don’t know mine—but I am curious now. Can you tell me their names? Or is this a Keebler secret? If it helps you can tell them that I am named Christopher L. Jorgensen.


Christopher L. Jorgensen


October 11, 2010

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

Thank you for contacting us concerning our elves’ names.

There is no secret in our elves’ names. The head elf would be Ernie Keebler, followed by Elwood, Elmer and fast Eddie just to name a few. All of our elf information can be found at under the meet the elves section.

We appreciate your interest in our company and products.


Danny Chavez
Consumer Specialist
Consumer Affairs



Kellogg Consumer Affairs / P. O. Box CAMB
2 Hamblin Ave. E. / Battle Creek, Michigan 49017 (800) 962-1413
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