Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

November 27, 2009

Consumer Affairs Department
Ferrara Pan Candy Company
7301 W. Harrison Street
Forest Park, IL 60130

Dear Lemonhead,

This should come as no surprise, but I love your candy! In fact, it’s my second favorite candy of all time (I have to admit a greater weakness for French Burnt Peanuts), but I have a a couple questions. 1.) Why is “Lemonhead” singular and not plural? After all, there are more than one in a box. Actually, there’s usually quite a generous amount. 2.) Why is there “Nutrition Facts” on the side of the box? This seems silly to me since as far as I can tell Lemonhead(s) meet no nutritional needs, and I’m OK with that, since who eats them for their nutritional value? Dumb people. I eat them because they taste yummy!

I have to admit I love smuggling a box of Lemonhead(s) into a movie theater. Do you think this makes me a bad person? Sometimes I feel like I am stealing from the theater, but then who in his right mind would pay movie theater prices for a box of candy? If anyone is stealing it the movie theater? I suppose the type of people that pay these prices are the same people who expect candy to be nutritional. Dumb people. This is why I choose to smuggle them.

Anyway, keep on making a great product!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen