Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Lululemon

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

November 18, 2011

Lululemon
105 - 5560 Trapp Avenue
Burnaby, BC Canada
V3N 5G4

Dear Lululemon,

I would love to see my Canadian friend, Anthony Imperioli, in a pair of tight fitting yoga pants, but unfortunately I don’t have a hundred dollars to buy them for him (even as a Christmas present), so I imagine Anthony will have to do his yoga pantsless. I was hoping I could get one of your “John Galt” shopping bags instead. I hear these aren’t going over very well, but on the bright side “Atlas Shrugged” doesn’t have enough pictures to interest Anthony. He won’t have any idea who John Galt is, nor an inclination to find out! I figure if you send me a shopping bag I can pass it along. Anthony is quite popular on certain internet forums and Nissan actually gave him a car just because he’d be seen driving it! If he was spotted with one of your bags it would score big! It would be like if one of the least trashy Kardashians was sporting a John Galt, but less icky!

As a total aside, I generally find any site that proudly displays a manifesto is usually not a clothing store.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen




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