Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

January 23, 2017

big Burrito Restaurant Group
5740 Baum Boulevard
Pittsburgh, PA 15206

Dear Mad Mex,

Every year my friend Brian Broome taunts me with descriptions of the mythical Gobblerito. Every damn year! He says it’s turkey, black bean potatoes, stuffing, and corn, wrapped in a warm tortilla and covered in gravy, all served with a side of cranberries. I finally called him on his bullshit, and said, “Pics or it didn’t happen!” and he came through with photos (one of them was even of the legendary Gobblerito)! I still didn’t believe him until I saw the fabled Gobblerito on the internet. Thanks to you and Brian I now know my life to be incomplete.

Unfortunately, there’s no Mad Mex anywhere near me! I fear I will go my entire existence without ever experiencing the joy of the famed Gobblerito. Just once in my life I would like to taste something other than disappointment, preferably with a side of cranberries. Brian says I can come visit him in Pittsburgh, but we all know how bad of an idea that would be. So please, please, please, open a location near me. You could even make it seasonal!

You have 8 months to make this happen.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. the internet says there are 1,483 calories in a Gobblerito, so I can’t imagine I’d be able to eat more than two (I’m not sure if this calorie count includes the cranberries side).