Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Manscaped

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

February 28, 2020

3394 Carmel Mountain Road, Suite 140
San Diego, CA 92121

Dear Manscaped,

​I am so confused. I mean, I know people shave their balls, but why? If God meant for us to shave down there he wouldn’t have given us hair down there, right? Real men have hair! Are some men just unnaturally hairy in the nether regions? I’ve long suspected my friend Anthony Imperioli shaves his balls, but that makes a bit of sense, because I know of few men hairier, but for the rest of us, for your average guy, I’m at a loss as to why one would do this? I try not to think of Anthony shaving his sack too often (I am giving up thinking about his genitals for Lent), but sometimes a guy just can’t help but think about another man’s package (if you get my drift). I imagine tennis balls covered in kudzu when I think about Anthony’s balls, and I’m not sure the Lawn Mower 3.0 is going to do the trick. I mean, I would think a guy would want a machete if he was going to brave that danger zone! But what do I know?

Anyway, I’ve obviously put a bit of thought into this, but perhaps not enough thought, since I still don’t get it. I mean, I get that maybe it could be considered to be a bit more hygienic in that area if it were trimmed up a bit, but I think this is mostly just a matter of insuring one showers occasionally and scrubs that area a bit vigorously, and what guy doesn’t do that? In fact, getting that area all soapy and lathered is one of my favorite pastimes, and I assume it is for most other guys as well. I do this two or three times a day! So as much as I like the idea of having a shaver pleasantly vibrating my crotch area, I have to say I don’t get the point.

If you don’t write back, I’ll ask Anthony next and see what he says, but someone has to explain this to me!


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. do you make products for women too, or are they just expected to go through life with an unshaved bush?

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