Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

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Dear Mehmet C. Oz

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

February 11, 2009

Mehmet C. Oz, MD, FACS
New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia
Milstein Hospital Bldg Room 7 GN 435
177 Fort Washington Avenue
New York, NY   10032

Dear Mehmet C. Oz,

Can I get an autographed photo?

It's so totally cool that Time named you one of the world's 100 most influential people! But some of the people on that list are total tools. I mean come on, Miley Cyrus, George Clooney, and Mariah Carey? What were they thinking? They should have gotten someone smarter to make that list (someone like you)! Robert Downey Jr.'s pretty cool though.

I think it would rock to be a doctor, but I suck at math, chemistry, and geography, so am pretty sure I wouldn't be very good at it.

I am going to buy your book as soon as I get the $17.79 saved up. I hope to learn a thing or two. I'm kind of an idiot though, so it probably won't help. I'll let you know if it does!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. What do you think of the show "House M.D.?" Is working in a hospital really like that?





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