I have become comfortably numb.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Original Pasta Fork

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

August 31, 2011

The Original Pasta Fork
c/o RCB Products, LLC
c/o Accu-Temp Heat Treating, Inc.
2400 Racine St.
Racine, WI 53408

Dear Original Pasta Fork,

I’m mesmerized by the videos of this fork in action! Personally, I think the idea is a bit silly, but then so are most good ideas. A fork that spins by itself seems to cater to the lazy or the inept. I mean how hard is it to spin a fork? Thing is though there are tons of people that can’t seem to master this simple skill.

Take my friend (please! Ha ha!) Anthony Imperioli. As you can see by the number of vowels in this man’s name he’s Italian, but all the same he can’t wrap pasta around a simple fork without someone helping him. As you probably know by now I have placed an order for a set of these forks (order number 341!) and had them shipped directly to my Canadian friend. I thought of having them sent to me first and keeping one, so that I could imagine us eating pasta at the same time, but then I remembered I do not have difficulty eating with a regular fork. (Besides, I doubt I’d be able to ship anything through customs after the my previous gift!)

It is my hope that Anthony will be able to keep himself fed (all on his own), will no longer be dependent on the kindness of others to get food into his mouth, and will stop being laughed at by the waitstaff at Olive Garden once he receives his Original Pasta Fork!


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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