Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Principal David Smith

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

August 24, 2012

Principal David Smith
Hwy 62 And Westlawn
Prague, OK, 74864-2031

Dear Principal David Smith,

Are you fucking kidding me? You’re withholding a student’s diploma for her usage of the word “hell.” What a totally shitty thing to do. God damn you’re an idiot. It’s staggering how completely moronic you are! We both know how this ends, right? Start writing that fucking apology now, you asshat.

You would think someone that has made it as far in life as you would have some base understanding of how the world works. People say bad things. People use words you might not like. People smarter than you even, and guess what, the world goes on. You don’t get to be a brave defender of public morals. You get to be a dickhead censor.

Seriously, write the apology. You now know what it feels like to be a laughingstock. Make it stop. It’s time to give Kaitlin Nootbaar her diploma. She fucking earned it and you have no right to withhold it. Doing anything other than promptly rewarding this student her diploma will prove you to be a pathetic petty bureaucrat.

It’s too late to try to make an example out of this student. All you’ll manage to accomplish is to come off like an asshole. Write the apology.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen





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