Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

October 14, 2009

Matt Nadeau
Rock Art Brewery LLC
254 Wilkins St.
Morrisville,VT 05661

Dear Rock Art Brewery,

Monster Energy Drink sucks balls! I just thought I’d get that out there.

First, find $5 enclosed to help out. You can throw it into your legal defense fund, your Matt Nadeau beer drinking fund, or buy your wife something special (I don’t care). I just hope it helps.

Second, you know that song “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall?” Well, how do you think they got them up there? I mean, what’s the best way to affix a beer to a wall? This one has vexed me for a long time, so I figured since I was writing you anyway, I’d go ahead and ask an expert. On a related note, how many of my friends do I have to invite over to responsibly “take them down and pass them around?” I was thinking three, but can tell Marty to stay home if this is too many. What do you think?

Third, if you ever feel like making a “Christopher L. Jorgensen” beer, don’t worry, I won’t sue you!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. I went to high school with a Holly Nadeau. Do you know what she’s been up to?

enc. $5