Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 14, 2015

Sheetz, Inc.
5700 Sixth Ave.
Altoona, PA 16602

Dear Sheetz,

A friend told me about your restaurants, so I looked up where the closest one was and immediately became sad. Your food looks like it’s custom made for my palate. Pizzas, subs, burritos, wings, pretzels, chicken sandwiches, smoothies, nachos, coffee, fried apple slices, tots, donuts, rolls and breakfast are all foods I like! Seriously, if you had a Sheetz anywhere near me I would probably never cook again.

I’d go on a road trip if I knew which location was the closest, but that seems a bit silly. Making me go all the way to you seems like a waste of my time. Obviously, what you need to do is open a Sheetz in Ames, IA! I guarantee it would go over well here. College kids drink a lot and eat a lot when they are drunk. You’d make some serious bank. If you did open here I would eat there more than any college kid (I promise!).

I could imagine doing some kind of publicity stunt where I spend like a whole week in your restaurant. I’d obviously bring in some spare clothes, and a bedroll, but I could probably stay clean enough just sponge-bathing in the bathroom sink. What do you think? You could just pay me in food. Try to give me a bit of notice so I can take the time off work.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen