Christopher is the Magic 8 Ball of the depressingly obvious.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear StarKist

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

July 1, 2009

StarKist Co.
323 North Shore Drive, Suite 600
Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Dear StarKist,

I firmly believe in an informed consumer, so have to applaud your dolphin safe policy. I do also happen to believe in giving the consumer a choice. Dolphins aren't an endangered species are they? So why not come out with a line of tuna that may actually even have a small amount of of dolphin in it? I mean if the consumer can save a couple bucks it seems reasonable to me!

But then I've never had dolphin.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen




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