Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

June 9, 2008

Tiger Woods
c/o International Management Group
One Erieview Plaza, Suite #1300
Cleveland, OH 44114

Dear Tiger Woods,

Have you ever heard of a poker player named Phil Ivey? They call him the Tiger Woods of poker, but I think that’s just plain silly. I think they only call him that because he’s good at what he does and black. Well, and he does look a little bit like you, but not that I am saying all black people look the same of anything!

Anyway, I read on the internet that he like to play golf. You should take him golfing sometime. It probably wouldn’t be much fun for either of you though unless you spotted him some holes.

I don’t really follow golf, but I like Phil Ivey. I don’t really have much else to say, since I don’t even know you, but we could hang out sometime if you wanted. I just wondered what you thought about them calling some other guy by your name.

Also, anyway I could get an autographed photograph? Or even just on a bar napkin of something?

Thanks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen