Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Truehope Brain Supplement

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

March 11, 2020

Truehope
P.O. Box 888
Raymond, AB T0K 2S0
Canada

Dear Truehope Brain Supplement,

​I don’t know if you pay much attention to politics south of your border, but we currently have a President in sore need of your product. Just looking over your website I’ve come to the conclusion that your EMPowerplus Advanced micronutrient supplement is exactly the needed solution! You are the last best hope for these here United States. I am imploring you to send samples to the White House care of President Donald John Trump before it is too late! Anyone can see that this man needs help with focus, mood swings, ADD and ADHD, all of which your website claims EMPowerplus Advanced micronutrient supplement will help with. And he needs the help.

I think this could be a big win for your supplement. What more high profile test subject can you imagine? I know this probably doesn’t seem like a priority to you, but for those of us who have watched Mr. Trump deteriorating we know something obviously needs be done. Whatever has been keeping him together has begun to fail and he is decompensating at an alarming rate. Please don’t allow international politics to stand in the way of helping someone in need.

Please send along a sample to:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

The free world is relying on you!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. Do you have any supplements that could help keep me safe from COVID-19? I don’t know if this has hit Alberta yet, but it has Iowa and I’d like to be prepared!


Respondent Website:
Truehope Brain Supplement



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