Longer Than You Think, Dad! Longer Than You Think!

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Uni-ball

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

July 18, 2011

Attn: Consumer Affairs
2707 Butterfield Road
Oak Brook, IL 60523

Dear Uni-ball,

For reasons I won’t go into I sometimes call my Canadian friend Anthony Imperioli “Uni-ball” (it’s sort of a nickname). I thought it would be great fun to get him some of your pens as an inside joke. So I sent him some Uni-Ball Vision Elite Pens. He loved them and sent me a picture of a donkey as thanks.

I’m still a Pilot Precise V5 Retractable Extra Fine Point Black Rolling Ball man myself, but I thought you might like to know Anthony has now embraced being called “Uni-ball.”


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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