Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

February 29, 2020

Vermin Supreme
1104 Holiday Drive
Tool, TX 75143

Dear Vermin Supreme,

I really like the cut of your jib and you’re like my third choice for President. I tend to be a bit more Socialist and a lot less Libertarian than you are, but I do like your dedication to freedom and ponies. I also think I have a bit better fashion sense than you, but that’s mostly because you don’t wear enough paisley for my taste, especially for a Presidential candidate! Oral hygiene is high on my list of priorities, as well as reforming this nation’s draconian drug laws! I agree that we shouldn’t be outlawing nature, but I will point out that doing so is well within human nature, so that gets a bit sticky.

I think the only place you and I hold any disagreement is on guns. I think we need to figure out a way to get them out of the hands of the people who can’t be trusted with them like criminals or the police. Too many people are getting shot and we’ve got to come up with a solution to this. I was thinking a bullet tax or perhaps a more limited season for shooting children. But honestly, I got no good answers. I guess dead kids and black lives are just the price we’ve got to keep paying for people to keep having their guns. Oh well. Thoughts and prayers and all that.

Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a note of encouragement and to suggest you keep up the good fight, and to let you know that if the Democrats fail to indeed succeed in quelling the Socialist rebellion within their ranks, that I will be voting for you. Hell, I might even vote for you twice if Sanders or Warren don’t get the nod. I’ll even encourage all my Bernie Bro. friends to do so. I think Warren’s people will break for Biden though. Nothing to be done for that either. Oh well.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. Happy Leap Day! Anyway I can get an autographed photo or a sticker or something? I have to wait on the pony.