Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Wendy’s

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

February 27, 2020

Wendy’s International, LLC
One Dave Thomas Boulevard
Dublin, OH 43017

Dear Wendy’s,

When I was a child and I was good my mother would take me to Wendy’s and buy me a value chocolate Frosty and a value Wendy’s chili. I obviously didn’t get to go that often, since I was mostly a crap kid growing up.

Now that I am an adult I don’t go as often as I would like, even though there there’s no one to stop me, but I will say, those Frostys are one hundred percent nostalgia for me. I thought the chili was good well, but what really made it special was those hot oil packets. I would put a bunch of them into my chili until it was like eating fire and I could barely eat it and then after a few bites I’d need a spoonful of Frosty just to cool my mouth off! What can I say, I was a weird kid.

I’ve since stopped eating red meat. Mostly because I am told it’s bad for the environment, and I don’t want Greta Thunberg mad at me, but also for heath reasons. I still eat a lot of chicken though, so I look forward to trying your Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits with a side of Seasoned Potatoes as soon as you bring them to Ames! I can’t wait. Maybe once that happens I’ll finally start being a decent human being and start rewarding myself with some Wendy’s!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen


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