Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 13, 2010

World’s Largest Catsup Bottle, Inc.
P.O. Box 617
Collinsville, Illinois 62234 USA

Dear World’s Largest Catsup Bottle,

I would have been so much more impressed if, instead of, “World’s Largest Catsup Bottle” you were “World’s Largest Bottle of Catsup.” That one word is a world of difference. I want there to be real Catsup in there! That would be so cool. if people could go to the tap and get hot water, cold water, or catsup.

I’m a bit saddened to learn that I’ve missed the “World’s Largest Catsup Bottle Festival.” I never find out about the cool stuff until it’s way too late. I’d have loved to take my friend Anthony Imperioli. He’s Canadian and I don’t know if they even have catsup up there (they probably call if “ketchup” or something), but I am sure he’d think this was fun! Do you think you guys will do this again? 

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen