Jackass Letters: When Psychotherapy No Longer Helps!

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Dear World’s Largest Catsup Bottle

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 13, 2010

World’s Largest Catsup Bottle, Inc.
P.O. Box 617
Collinsville, Illinois 62234 USA

Dear World’s Largest Catsup Bottle,

I would have been so much more impressed if, instead of, “World’s Largest Catsup Bottle” you were “World’s Largest Bottle of Catsup.” That one word is a world of difference. I want there to be real Catsup in there! That would be so cool. if people could go to the tap and get hot water, cold water, or catsup.

I’m a bit saddened to learn that I’ve missed the “World’s Largest Catsup Bottle Festival.” I never find out about the cool stuff until it’s way too late. I’d have loved to take my friend Anthony Imperioli. He’s Canadian and I don’t know if they even have catsup up there (they probably call if “ketchup” or something), but I am sure he’d think this was fun! Do you think you guys will do this again? 

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

World’s Largest
Catsup Bottle
www.catsupbottle.com
Since 1949

World’s Largest Catsup Bottle Fan Club • PO Box 617 • Collinsville, Illinois 62234 USA • 618/344-8775

October 1, 2010

Dear Mr. Jorgenson,

    Thank you very much for your letter.  Mark your calendar for Sunday, July 10, 2011.  That is the date for the next World’s Largest Catsup Bottle Festival.  Hope to see you and your Canadian friend, Anthony, at the fest!

    Sincerely,

    The Big Tomato


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