Dear PM Gordon Brown
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393
December 9, 2008
Gordon Brown
10 Downing Street
London
SW1A 2AA
Dear PM Gordon Brown,
I don’t know if you follow politics on this side of the pond, but recently there’s been this hoopla over here about allegations of President-elect Barack Hussein Obama holding dual citizenship. Some idiots are claiming he’s a dual national and has British citizenship because his father was a British subject. As you may already know, our Constitution requires our Presidents to be a US citizen (sorry, you’re out of the running. Ha ha!).
The idea of Barack Obama being anything other than a 100% loyal American is just plain poppycock! So I thought it best if I went right to the source and asked if you could look into it and come out and say it isn’t true! Well, unless it is true (that would be embarrassing).
I am going to ask you straight up, is President-elect Barack Hussein Obama also secretly a subject of Her Majesty’s? I promise I’ll let people over here know what you say. I’m hoping he’s not just 50% loyal American, but will brace myself for the worst.
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
p.s. any way I could get an autographed photo for girlfriend? Just make it out to “[
],” and send it to the above address. Thanks!
Reply:
10 Downing Street
London SW1A 2AA
www.number10.gov.uk
From the Direct Communications Unit
16 December 2008
Mr Christopher L Jorgensten
PO Box 93042
Des Moines
Iowa 50393
USA
Dear Mr Jorgensten
Thank you for your recent letter to the Prime Minister.
Please find enclosed a photograph as requested, sent with his very best wishes.
Yours sincerely
[scanned signature]
Mr S Caine
PM Gordon Brown website: www.number10.gov.uk
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This is a perfect example of why it is often better not to write at all than to do it poorly. If there’s one thing you are going to do correctly in a letter make sure you get the person’s name right. I realize that postal mail doesn’t have fancy options like cut & paste, but proofreading is still an option. Jorgensten?
And what are they hiding? By ignoring my questions I can only conclude, yes, Obama is indeed a British citizen. Great, once Barack is the President we’ll all have to start speaking whatever language they speak over in England! I don’t know about you, but I’m getting too old to go learning new tricks.
I woke up this morning and made this video and uploaded it to that fancy youtube place. I hope you like it. Mostly I did it for all you illiterate people.
By Christopher L. Jorgensen
Website: http://jackassletters.com