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Dear Skintimate

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 26, 2012

Energizer Personal Care
890 Mountain Ave.
New Providence, NJ 07974

Dear Skintimate,

My friend Antony Imperioli insists on waxing various parts of his body (mostly his arms, legs, and chest). He says this causes him great amounts of pain and distress. For some time I have been trying to convince him to just shave. I can understand why a man wouldn’t want a razor anywhere near his intimates, but the rest of the body should be able to be shaved. I try to tell Anthony it’s not like he waxes his beard! Why should he wax his legs? He always says, “A real man waxes!” (He likes a smooth chest.)

I don’t think I agree with Anthony. Few of my other males friends wax. I think the reason Anthony insists on doing so is because he has something to prove and he has no idea how well a perfumed shaving cream can smell. I figure if you sent me a sample of Skintimate I would be sure to pass it along.


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Consumer Affairs
Energizer Personal Care

890 Mountain Ave.
Suite 105
New Providence, New Jersey 07974

Personal Care

May 18, 2012


Mr. Christopher Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010-0546


Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

Thank you for contacting us about our Shave Gel.  We are glad to assist you.

Your input is so important to us and your satisfaction with the product helps us to continue to bring you products that meet your needs and fit your lifestyle.  In appreciation for your loyalty, we are sending the enclosed coupon we hope you will use toward the future purchase of any of the products in our line.

Thank you again for taking the time to contact us.




Amanda Pagan
Consumer Affairs
Energizer Personal Care


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I’m like Samson. I don’t like to cut my hair or shave my beard. If I ever get a job where I can work from home I will probably do nothing but grow hair. Anyone know what that pays these days?

Take one look at Anthony on the other hand and you know that boy spends too much time in front of a mirror. I have no evidence, but I am sure his girlfriend is the one that waits on him to get ready to go out! I really do spend entirely too much time contemplating the personal grooming habits of one Anthony Imperioli. Hey, you live your life, I’ll live mine.

If you don’t know who I am talking about at this point you really need to learn how to use goggle (a popular search engine), so I’m not going to bother to make the above commentary into hotlinky stuff that tells you where to go. Do your own homework!

p.s. I had another letter planned for this week, but things went awry and there was a puppet accident and injury. I even bled! We will recover and try for next weekend.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen


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