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Dear Walkers (Quavers)

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

October 29, 2011

Consumer Services Department
Walkers Snack Foods
4 Leycroft Road

Dear Quavers,

I saw a baby goat on the internet playing and dancing on a bucket and a stump. Imagine the cutest thing you have ever seen. Got it? Well, this is way cuter! Are you wondering why I am writing to tell you about this? Well, it’s because the goat’s name is Quaver! They named the goat after your crisps. If you don’t believe me you can do a search for “Quaver the Pygmy goat kid playing” on youtube and you should be able to find it (if you can’t find the video get an intern to help you).

I’m not sure I get naming a baby goat after a tasty snack, that seems a bit wrong to me, but people do all kinds of weird things. For example: my friend Anthony Imperioli plays with puppets on the internet and he’s supposed to be a grown man!

In my country we call crisps “potato chips,” but I bet you already knew that, what with being in the snack food business and all. We also call chips “fries” and footballers “soccer players.” “Cookies” are cookies here, but you guys call them biscuits (which sounds dumb!). Sorry, I shouldn’t be giving you an English lesson, you guys invented the language!

Anyway, I thought you’d want to know about the goat!


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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11 November 2011

Mr C L Jorgensen
Po Box 546
IA 50010

Dear Mr Jorgensen

Thank you very much for your recent letter.

We are always very happy to receive consumer feedback and please be assured that I have forwarded your comments on to our Marketing Team for their attention.

Once again, thank you for taking the time and trouble to contact us, it is very much appreciated. If you do have any more queries, please do not hesitate to contact me again.

Yours sincerely,


Karen De Burle
Customer Services




Walkers Snack Foods Ltd, PO Box 23, Leicester, LE4 8ZU
Registered office: 1600 Arlington Business Park, Theale, RG7 45A. Registered Office: No. 2333074

Scan of the letter from Walkers Quavers


This was such an easy letter to respond to. All she needed was one line that said, “We looked at the goat and she’s adorable!”

Without further commentary I give you a baby goat playing and dancing:

You can see me inarticulately reading this letter on my YouTube channel. While you are there feel free to subscribe or comment or give me a thumbs up or whatever people do on YouTube.

Update: Ned Donovan sent me some Quavers. Thanks Ned! I made a video of me eating them.


Ned contributed to Jackass Letters: Governors & Premiers and has supported the site in the past. It’s people like Ned that make this site possible. Thanks!

By Christopher L. Jorgensen


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