How to Dress in Wartime

Running length: 28 Minutes 04 Seconds

Episode Description:

Christopher reads a variety of letters most of which have replies and he reads those too because he is literate and likes to show off. All of these letters were written and sent prior to our most recent pandemic, but a few replies were recently received. They sat unopened until all coronaviruses were dead. I will risk a lot for you, but not illness or death. No, I am not kidding. You don't pay me enough!

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Podcast Keywords Gag gifts, Ethics, Food, Billionaires, Lame, Candy, NPR, Lizards

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Transcript

JackassLetters.com is one man’s epistolary exploration of the world he lives in.

If you’re new to Jackass Letters, or this podcast, my name is Christopher L. Jorgensen, and what I do is send out letters to individuals or companies to see what kind of response I can get. I try to make these letters be somewhat amusing at least some of the time, but I also engage in political discourse, cultural criticism, and cathartic commentary, all intermixed with a bit of complete idiocy and jackassery. I do this because I think it’s fun. I hope you will as well. I am generally a fan of the products and brands I engage with, and yes these letters are real, and yes I really sent them. The replies are real as well. Even the names have not been changed to protect the innocent—since who among us is truly innocent—but they are occasionally redacted by request.

If you enjoy my little letter writing hobby, please consider becoming a patron on patreon.com/jackassletters

Thanks for listening.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

Now, let’s get right to it shall we?

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Show Notes

Letters in this podcast episode:

• Off the Wagon
• U.S. Office of Government Ethics (OGE)
• Pepperjax Grill
• Warren Buffett *
• Hobby Lobby
• Cadbury
• Car Talk Guys

• American Society of Ichthyologists and Herpetologists *

• denotes letters without replies

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