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Dear Pepsi

Christopher L. Jorgensen1
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


April 10, 2008


PepsiCo, Inc.
700 Anderson Hill Road
Purchase, NY 10577


Dear Pepsi,

I honestly like Coke better than Pepsi, but I like Mt. Dew more than Mello Yello, so I am confused by which soda company is my favorite. So I decided to write this letter and ask for some free stuff. I’m sending this same letter to both companies. The one that sends me cooler swag will be my official favorite beverage maker!

Thanks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

cc: Coke

 

 

 

 

 


1[Editor’s Note: Originally this letter used my home address, but I stopped giving this out Gabrielle Anwar kept stealing my yogurt.]

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Reply:

PepsiCo, Inc.


April 16, 2008


Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

We were very excited to receive your letter. Thank you so much for taking the time to write to us here at Pepsi-Cola. Hearing from you really made our day!

All of us here at Pepsi work hard to ensure the quality of everything we do, from selecting our ingredients to the production of our award winning ads. So you can imagine how please we are to hear from the people who are most important to us, consumers like you.

I promise to share your thoughtful comments with the appropriate individuals here at the Pepsi-Cola Company. Again, thank your for contacting us, and good luck with all of your endeavors.

Sincerely,

Stephanie White
Consumer Relations Representative

SWH/KKA

Enclosures
011572918A

 

 

 

 

Pepsi website: www.pepsi.com

Scan of the letter from Pepsi

Commentary:

This was the first of two letters I wrote. It’s pretty much the truth. I do like Coke better than Pepsi, and Mt. Dew better than Mello Yello, but since Coke has yet to send me anything, I’ve been buying Pepsi products exclusively. See what a $0.41 stamp and some stickers can get you, Coke? My loyalty is so easily purchased.

Update: I did get a response from Coke 8 days after I got the above letter from Pepsi. Pepsi still wins. Neither sent me super exciting things, but then I really wasn’t expecting either would.

Update 2: I did drink Pepsi exclusively for a year. Now I drink whatever I want. Mostly coffee.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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