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Dear Vice President Cheney

Christopher L. Jorgensen1
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393

April 11, 2008

The White House
Office of the Vice Presidency
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500


Dear Vice President President Cheney,

Have you ever secretly wanted to be President? Will you disclose where your undisclosed location is to the American people once you no longer are in Office?

Could you please send me an autographed photo for my girlfriend? I’m hoping you can!

Write something like:

To [

Redacted

],

something Vice Presidential and inspiring.

(signed Vice President of the United States - Richard B. Cheney)


This would be great. Fred Thompson did this for me and she was excited for days.

Thanks,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. I love my country.

 

 

 

[Author’s note: Originally this letter used my home address. I stopped giving this out after I started randomly getting penguins in the mail.]

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[Editor’s note: This photo was all that was received in reply.]


Scan of the photo from Vice President Richard B. Cheney

Vice President Cheney website: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney

Commentary:

I promised my girlfriend I wouldn’t make fun of him, so I won’t. Besides, he did me one cool, so I’ll give him a pass this time. Oh, and I guess he’s not going to disclose the undisclosed location, since there was no letter telling me otherwise. Seems like a good idea. Who knows when a person might need a handy hidey-hole? Besides, my location remains undisclosed as well, so can’t hold this one against the man.

If anyone has a current website for Mr. Cheney I would love to point to it.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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