Dear Menard’s
Christopher L. Jorgensen1
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393
April 17, 2008
Menard, INC.
Customer Service Dept.
4777 Menard Dr.
Eau Claire, WI 54703
Dear Menard’s,
I love your store. Whenever I break something around my house my first thought is, “Bet Lowe’s has a kit for that,” and usually they do. But when they don’t I usually visit your store!
It’s not that you are my second choice, they just happen to be closer.
I love walking up and down your aisles imaging I know what half the stuff is used for! I also like looking at tools and imagining all the cool things I could build if I were the sort to build things. Kind of like when you go to a movie you imagine yourself being the actor on the screen. Well, when I am in your store I like to pretend I’m the sort of guy who could actually use a nail gun.
Thanks,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
1 Originally this letter used my home address. I stopped giving this out every since Gene Simmons used my bathroom “for a big one.”]
Reply:
Menard, INC.
Guest Services Department
Arlene Krueger - Manager
April 24, 2008
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393
Dear Christopher:
Thank you for taking the time to write and for the business you have given us.
Thank you for your comments regarding our stores. It is always nice to hear that all people can enjoy our stores, whether it is for large projects, small projects, or even just browsing.
Sincerely,
(signed)
Arlene Krueger, Manager
Guest Services
Menard, Inc.
AK/ss
4777 MENARD DR. • EAU CLAIRE, WI 54703 • FAX (715) 876-2868
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