An Unanswered Letter to Anita Staver

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 17, 2009

Anita Staver
1055 Maitland Center Cmns.
Second Floor
Maitland, Florida 32751

Dear Anita Staver,

I want to commend you for your principled stance against the homosexual tide that is crashing against the shores of American morality! Without stout defenders of the heterosexual way, such as yourself, eventually we will be overrun with waves of gays! This cannot be allowed to happen! Such obscenities cannot stand!

Adam Lambert’s performance at the American Music Awards might not fit the legal definition of obscenity, but all right thinking individuals know what they have witnessed! We should not be swayed by laws or this so-called “free speech!” I read the Marc J. Randazza letter to the FTC and have to say, “Shame on you Mr. Randazza! Shame on you!” Does he have no idea that he is undermining our very way of life?

When things like Lambert’s performance go unchallenged people start to believe this behavior is acceptable! I know I was duped! I have to admit I was kind of turned on by the whole Adam Lambert thing, seeing him kiss that keyboardist, but then this was before I realized I was watching a couple dudes! Who can blame me? That Joan Jett haircut, the Maybelline Great Lash Washable Mascara, and that girlishly soft face, God as my witness I thought they were chicks! What healthy red blooded American male isn’t turned on by lesbians? There are things that cannot be unseen, and after watching that kiss, and realizing my horrid horrid mistake, I immediately had sex with my girlfriend and I only thought of Adam a few times.

Keep up the good fight, keep doing God’s work, and please let me know how I can help the cause!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen