An Unanswered Letter to Louis Vuitton

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

October 4, 2010

Louis Vuitton Malletier, S. A.
2 rue du Pont Neuf
75001 Paris
France

Dear Louis Vuitton,

I pretty much do anything Bono tells me to do and have every since I heard the song “Where Streets Have No Name.” That song really spoke to me and cemented Bono as one of those people I should pay attention to. It comes as a bit of a surprise to me then to see him fronting your latest ad campaign.  I’d love to support Africa and buy one of your handbags at the same time, but your bags are way out of my price range. I looked up knock-off bags and even those aren’t in my budget.

So I’ve decided the best way I can help isn’t by buying a bag, but rather by sending Bono some money directly. I can’t seem to find an address for him though. Would you happen to have one? Or maybe we just cut out the middleman and you could send me a needy African’s address.

I’ve got $5 I don’t need. You just tell me where to donate and consider it done!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen