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An Unanswered Letter to Sir Richard Branson

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


May 17, 2010


Sir Richard Branson
Virgin Group Ltd,
120 Campden Hill Road,
London,
W8 7AR


Dear Sir Richard Branson,

I recently saw “Iron Man 2” and it featured an extended cameo with Larry Ellison (CEO of Oracle). Now, you know, and I know, that man is a total tool, yet he gets to be in this movie and you don’t? How’s that work? Now, I don’t know how much money he paid to be onscreen, and to have an extended “sponsorship” of Tony Stark’s company, but all the same this is total crap!

You’re way cooler than Larry Ellison. Maybe you could be in the next sequel. Maybe you could play “Living Laser” or something. That would rock hard!

Well, hope things are going good for you. Can’t wait to hear back!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. anyway I can get an autographed photo?


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