An Unanswered Letter to Larry Ellison
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
May 17, 2010
Larry Ellison
Oracle Corporation
500 Oracle Parkway
Redwood Shores, CA 94065
Dear Larry Ellison,
I totally loved you in “Iron Man 2.” You were way better than Garry Shandling and no where nearly as weird or creepy! I hope you have plans for a Hollywood career, because the way I see it there’s nothing holding you back. Nothing!
You could be the super villain in “Iron Man 3.” If I were writing the script I’d make you “Ezekiel Stane.” He manufactures weapons for terrorists and supervillains and is no slouch! He’s also dashingly handsome. In the end Iron Man would win, because Iron Man always wins, but it would be a fun ride!
Anyway, I’m sure this isn’t your only fan letter, but all the same, if you have time can I get one of those signed headshots of you?
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
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