An Unanswered Letter to Rock ‘n’ Roll Camp for Girls

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 11, 2012

Rock ‘n’ Roll Camp for Girls
P.O. Box 11324
Portland, OR 97211

Dear Rock ‘n’ Roll Camp for Girls,

First off I must apologize for the mysterious brown stains on the check I am sending you. They are ENTIRELY HARMLESS and merely coffee and nothing you should concern yourself with. There is a small chance they are chocolate muffin, but either way the money is still good and will spend the same! Now the stains are no longer mysterious I figured I should reveal why I am sending you money.

I found myself in need of a jingle so decided to look around for a singer/songwriter. I wanted a catchy little tune that would stick in people’s head, and had $75 to my name. I found a man that goes by the name of Josh Millard who was willing to make me a song worth listening to, but he wouldn’t do it for money, but he would do it for a donation to your Rock ‘n’ Roll Camp for Girls, so here you have it! I got my jingle, you get a check.

It didn’t occur to me until later that I should have just cut out the middleman. Next time, instead of waiting a year for Josh to knock out a song I’ll have your girls do it!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen