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An Unanswered Letter to Lowes

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


April 17, 2008


Lowe’s Customer Care
(CON8)
P.O. Box 1111
North Wilkesboro, NC 28656


Dear Lowes,

I love your store. Whenever I break something around my house my first thought is, “Bet Lowe’s has a kit for that,” and usually you do. Well, actually this is my second thought, as my first thought is, “Crap! I broke something around my house!”

I also like looking at tools and imagining all the cool things I could build if I were the sort to build things. Kind of like when you go to a movie you imagine yourself being the actor on the screen. Well, when I am in your store I like to pretend I’m the sort of guy who could actually use a table saw.


Thanks,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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