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An Unanswered Letter to Cragar Industries

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


January 10, 2009


Cragar Industries, Inc.
P.O. Box 558
Milford, IA 51351


Dear Cragar,

I need some stickers or pens or a shirt or something. This is nearly an emergency!

I know this guy who loves your products. He’s all the time talking about Cragar this and Cragar that. In fact, sometimes it’s hard to get the guy to shut up or talk about anything else. Maybe you’ve heard of him? His name is Joel Postman. He strikes me as the kind of guy who would write companies asking for free stuff, so if he has, feel free to ignore my request, but in the off chance you’ve never heard of Joel Postman I thought maybe you could send me something to give to him.

Seriously, I figure next time he starts in about how cool he thinks Cragar is I can just hand him the stickers or pens or shirt and he’ll be so overcome with emotion and gratitude that he’ll be at a loss for words, and we could finally have a discussion about something else like girls.

Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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