An Unanswered Letter to Hillary Clinton for President

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 15, 2008

Hillary Clinton for President
4420 North Fairfax Drive
Arlington, VA 22203

Dear Senator Clinton,

Could I please please please get an autographed photo? It would mean a lot to me.

I’m 37 and 1/3 years old. Every since I have been able to vote there has been either a Bush or Clinton in the White House. I am pretty sure there has never been an Obama though. For this reason alone he will probably get my vote. I am sick of what I see as dynastic politics. The Republicans might as well start grooming Jenna Bush for office. What is your position on this? Maybe after President Jenna Bush the Democrats can run Chelsea if she’ll be old enough. She’s not as good looking as Jenna, but that can’t be helped!

Your husband got my vote both times he ran (only because Ralph Nader is such a kook), and Bill would have gotten my vote a third time if he could have run again! Don’t tell my Republican girlfriend this though. It would probably make her sick.

I wish I had more money to donate to your campaign, but I sent it all to Barack Hussein Obama, Jr., but I am enclosing $1. I hope it helps.

By the way, what do you think of his middle name? Isn’t that kinda like having a candidate with the last name of Hitler?

Oh, and in the unlikely event you do get the nomination, I think you will be a shoe in for President. Even Republicans think McCain is an old curmudgeon.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen