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An Unanswered Letter to Annie’s Homegrown

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


April 15, 2008


Annie’s Homegrown
564 Gateway Dr.
Napa CA, 94558

Dear Annie,

The other day my girlfriend and I were sharing some of your honey flavored Bunny Grahams. Most were missing their ears, paws, or a part of their rears. This made me feel bad for them. Poor bunnies! I didn’t eat very many, since this too made me feel sad. Eating rabbits is just wrong.

Maybe you could come out with some Doggy Grahams. I’m a cat person and don’t care for dogs that much, so wouldn’t feel at all bad about eating puppy! What do you think?


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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