An Unanswered Letter to PEZ

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

July 15, 2009

PEZ Candy Inc, USA
35 Prindle Hill Rd.
Orange, CT 06477-3616

Dear PEZ,

I an not naive enough to believe everything I read on the internet is true. This is why I am writing. Recently I read an article online about how your company is suing some PEZ collector over a giant snowman PEZ dispenser. There is no way this one can be true, right? I mean this screams hoax all over. Why would a company like yours do this to a man dedicating his life to your product? Gary Doss and wife Nancy Yarbrough Doss hold the Guinness World Record for the largest PEZ dispenser? Get real! Even their names sound fake.

I’m sure this is just something the Silicon Valley Mercury News just made up, right? Otherwise, this is plain dumb and I don’t get it, but then I don’t get the whole PEZ collecting thing either.

I’m hoping you can make this all clear for me. Thanks!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. I would love a Make-a-Face Mr. Potato Head PEZ dispenser like the one mentioned in the article if you have any laying around.