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An Unanswered Letter to Zack Buchman

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


May 19, 2010


Zack Buchman
c/o Furrypuppet, Inc
724 Garrison Ave,
Bronx, NY 10474


Dear Zack Buchman,

I love your puppets man! If I had lots of money I would have you make me a monkey puppet in a top hat smoking a cigarette. I’d use this puppet to do an internet puppet show where I would spout off about Social Media Marketers (man, I hate those guys!). I’m sure this show would be widely popular, but unfortunately I don’t have much money and I am guessing a puppet would cost more than the $100 I could afford. Do you have a payment plan? I could probably afford $10 a month or something. Maybe you do pro bono puppetry? That would be way cool! Anyway, I can afford to dream!

I thought of trying to make my own monkey puppet, but after looking your site over, and reading some of the stuff here: http://www.frowntown.net I don’t think I possess the skill set or patience to put together a puppet, so the world will just have to be a poorer place without my Social Media Monkey!

Anyway, I just wanted to write and say I liked your puppets, your website, and your iPhone app. I wish I had an app like that, but honestly, I have no idea what I would do with it. I’m sure I could come up with something though!

Keep up the good work and say “hi” to the puppets for me!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

enc. a picture of a monkey in a top hat smoking a cigarette.


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