An Unanswered Letter to Healthy Signs

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 23, 2010

Healthy Signs
PO Box 43,
Yelm, WA 98597

Dear Healthy Signs,

I have a general feeling a malaise which some people incorrectly view as a lack of ambition. I also have a persistent fungus in one of the toenails on my right foot (the big toe if it matters). I’m been tested for pretty near everything, but none of the drugs I’ve been given have really helped. I seldom feel like doing anything other than laying in bed all day. Getting up to go to the couch is often all I accomplish on the weekends (thus why some consider me unambitious).

Unfortunately, since I seldom leave the house, I am lacking discretionary funds. Before I commit to purchasing a Zapper I’d need to know that it will cure my toe fungus and allow me to feel well rested in the morning. So will it?

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen