An Unanswered Letter to McCormick Spices

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

March 29, 2011

McCormick & Company, Inc.
18 Loveton Circle
Sparks, MD 21152

Dear McCormick Spices,

I’m one of those people that believes “too hot” is not hot enough! I like to have flavors test my manhood (figuratively!). I like the spice. I’m a real man when it comes to the hot stuff. I don’t cower in fear of crushed red pepper flakes (I eat them like air). I can’t get enough of the spice. I’m like those guys in that movie Dune. If I could I’d eat the heat until I could see see through time and fold space!

All this brings me to a question and a suggestion: What’s the hottest spice you make? You should consider making that hotter! I bet some Dorset Naga flakes would sell real well; especially if you could market it as the hottest spice in the world! I know I’d buy it.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen