An Unanswered Letter to Gord Lord

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

March 22, 2010

Gord Lord
308-1235 26 Ave SE
Calgary AB T2G 1R7
Canada

Gord Lord
2nd Floor, 201 W 7th Ave
Vancouver BC V5Y 1L9
Canada

Dear Gord Lord,

Any way I could get me one of those record playing record sleeve things as seen on the internets? Also, I collect photos of cool people, so is there anyway you could sign a photo for me and send it long with the talky contraption? Well, unless Gord Lord isn’t your real name, because while I am sure having an alias might be considered super cool by some, I for one believe in using my real name in all things!

Oh, and I am sending this letter to both of the addresses above. This in no way should be construed as me attempting to scam two of these fancy phono devices. That would be plain dishonest!

I look forward to hearing the story “A Town that Found its Sound” and bet I play it bunches! I’ll probably even listen to it backwards for secret messages from Gord Lord!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen