An Unanswered Letter to Green Monkey Aerospace
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
September 21, 2010
Green Monkey Aerospace
PO Box 50534
Colorado Springs, Co. 80949-0534
Dear Green Monkey Aerospace,
The other day I was watching the movie “Fight Club” for the 132nd time, and there was this line by Tyler Durden, where he says, “Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good,” and I got to wondering, “I wonder if I could shoot a monkey into space?”
This is why I am writing you. You seem to have the rocketry down. Do you sell something big enough to launch a monkey into orbit? I’m not talking a big monkey, just a normal sized one. (Leave it to me to acquire said monkey. I’m already working an angle there!)
If I don’t hear back from you soon I plan to start building my own rocket.
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
p.s. I won’t ruin the ending to the movie “Fight Club” for you (in case you haven’t seen it).
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