An Unanswered Letter to Planned Parenthood

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393

May 6, 2008

Planned Parenthood Federation of America
434 West 33rd Street
New York, NY 10001

1780 Massachusetts Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20036

Dear Planned Parenthood,

I’ll come right out and say I am a man, which some women believe disqualifies me from having an opinion on a topic like abortion. I also have no kids, so again some think my voice on child rearing shouldn’t be counted, but I say I do as long as I pay property taxes to give these mewling offspring an unappreciated education! Want me to shut up, quit taking my tax dollars!

I just wanted to write to thank you for your tireless support of abortion rights, but I really think you should try to widen the scope of the law to include children as old as 5. Since it is often possible to tell what kind of an adult an infant will become, it would be best for society if we could abort these kids before they become a burden.

Further, since parents are often blind to the evil of their own children, it would be best if an impartial committee could make these retroactive abortion decisions. This would also protect from an abuse of this system!

It’s a win win as far as I can tell.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen