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An Unanswered Letter to Steve Jobs

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 22, 2008

Steve Jobs
c/o Apple
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95014

Hey Steve,

Sorry if it should be “Mr. Jobs,” but I have been an Apple fan for so long I feel like we have to be on a first name basis! Is there any way I could get an autographed photo or maybe a hand-me-down mock turtleneck?

Anyway, I read online that Bill Gates has more money than you. A lot more money than you. Then I read online your salary is only $1 a year. I think this is the problem. You really need to ask for a raise. Even I make more money than you!

I wouldn’t worry too much about Bill having more money. I bet you could take him in a fight, and that’s what really counts. Boy would I like to see that on YouTube!

Oh, by the way, you can call me Christopher (or even Chris if you prefer, though I kinda hate that).

Your friend always,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. any way I could get a million or two? You know, between friends and all? Just send it to the above address.


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