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An Unanswered Letter to The Home Depot

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 17, 2008

The Home Depot, Inc.
Attention: Customer Service
1971 W. Lumsden Rd. #351
Brandon, FL 33511

Dear The Home Depot,

Any way I could get an autographed photo of Tony Stewart made out like, "To Sammy," then have him write something cool for an 8 year old girl? This is for a friend's niece. I was also wondering have you ever read the things they say about your stores and on this website: ? They are not very nice.

One poster says, "Do not even think about ordering from these guys. Instead, I suggest having a tooth pulled through your nose without pain killers. It will hurt less!" Wow! I imagine that would hurt quite a lot. I can't actually believe ordering from your stores would hurt this bad. You should sue them for libel or have your lawyers threaten to shut their site down or something. At the very least you should write them a letter like I am doing right now.

I, unlike the these people, love your stores. Almost as much as I love Lowe's. But Lowe's does have a better NASCAR driver, so I have to like them more. Jimmie Johnson kicks Tony Stewart's ass! But maybe if Tony Stewart lost some weight his car could go faster and he could do the ass kicking for a change. Put that man on a diet.

An autographed photo of Tony Stewart would still be cool, and might make me reconsider which store I like more. For some reason my friend's niece like the fat guy. Got me why. I'm glad I got a chance to tell you how I feel. It was bothering me a little.


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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