An Unanswered Letter to Dr. Daniel Mongiardo

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 4, 2010

Dr. Daniel Mongiardo
c/o Friends for Mongiardo
PO Box 4023
Frankfort, KY 40604

Dear Dr. Daniel Mongiardo,

Hands down Jack Conway has you beat in the hair department. He’s got that Robert Redford thing going on, but other than this I can’t find anything else more appealing about him. He comes off like a tool every time he opens his mouth and his positions on the issues are all wrong. Seriously, the guy could come out and say that we should feed the hungry and suddenly I’d question if this was a good idea! Though I don’t think you can expect much else from a man that went to Duke.

Anyway, I heard it was expensive to run for Senate, so I am sending along $5 to help defray the costs. There’s not a lot else I can do for you what being from Iowa and all. The way it is now I hope no one sees this as “outsider influence.”

If you could, I’d love an autographed photo and to know what you think of the TV show “Justified.” I mean, I think Timothy Olyphant is cool and all, but I’m thinking that show doesn’t make your state look all that appealing (what with all the shootings).

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

enc. $5